Anthology of Bad Poetry
“Death”
I see the angel
The angel of death
He looks weak
Let’s tussle
Damn
I died
“Perseverance”
I listen
And listen
And try
Try
Listen
Learn
Try
Listen
Fail
I suck at video games
“Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere”
Two doors
Pick one
Wait
You’re a locksmith
Can you teach me to pick locks
That’s sick,
Man
“Untitled”
My mind is broken
My bones are broken
Car Crash
“The Demise of John and Danny”
Have you seen Frozen?
I'm sorry
And thank you
“Plagiarism”
That is no country for old men. The young
In one another’s arms, birds in the trees
—Those dying generations—at their song,
The salmon-falls, the mackerel-crowded seas,
Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies.
Caught in that sensual music all neglect
Monuments of unageing intellect
Etc.
"Review of PC Chicken Strips Breaded Cutlets"
Pretty good
I guess
Photo credit: Natalie Pilla