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Emo

How to tell if you are emo/hardcore (loosely based on the emo test)

(Don't take this too seriously because labels aren't cool)

1. Have you written lyrics/poems about heartbreak, deception and/or blood?

2. Do you claim Starbucks is stupid and so is everyone who buys drinks from it?

3. Have you had or have wanted a fringe?

4. Do you listen to bands that would make your mom cry? (MCR, Slipknot, Misfits)

5. Do you really and I mean really hate cheerleaders?

6. Do your band shirts frequently display Brendon Urie?

7. Do you have a daily struggle with skinny jeans?

8. Could Mr. Brightside literally raise you from the dead?

9. Hot Topic???????

10. Do you consider moshing exercise?

11. Is Jack Skellington is your idol?

12. Do you think that 5 Seconds of Summer is the worst thing to happen to music? (be careful with this one)

If you answered yes to most of these questions then it's safe to say you're a My Chemical Romance missing, Hayley Williams worshipping, secret Nickelback loving emo. Bask in the glory of knowing that old Fall Out Boy was better and remember just that because Simple Plan says life is hard doesn't mean it has to be.

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